Some time back, I introduced my office colleagues to Amy Schumer. God knows I love her. She’s funny, she’s spunky, she’s gorgeous. It is nearly impossible to hate her. For instance:
How can you hate that face, those quips? She’s awesome.
So, anywhooo, my colleagues absolutely adored her so when I went on a date some time later, I brought up her subject. And my date just went, “Well, gosh, she is horrifyingly drab.” I know, I know, I should’ve slammed the salad plate in his face but he had a cute nose, so yea.
I was thoroughly shocked. Even the people Amy made fun of loved her. How could this no-good little
shit moron not like her?! I asked him why, clutching the plate for dear life, and he said he didn’t like her because she was a MASSIVE bigot and a horrible racist.
I wish I’d slammed the plate. The man hated a stand-up comedian because she was a racist. Do you even realize what that means? EVERY stand-up comedian is a racist. That’s how they work. How do you think they generate about 98% percent of their material?
These people make a living out of ‘three men walked into a bar’ jokes. Do you know how many of those men are ethnically asking for it? All of them.
Do you think this would make for a good show?
Comedian: So, three men walked into a bar.
Comedian: And that’s it. They had a few drinks and went back home to their tolerant families.They’re good men.
Comedian: Thanks for paying so much money to come listen to me be nice. K bye.
All stand-up comedians are mean and racist and bigots and you know what, it’s awesome. It’s okay that they don’t love all religions.
Especially those —–s. I hate those assholes.