Supernatural pick-up lines which are just fucking awesome, no matter how cheesy, or hurtful. *fangirl bawling*
- I would love to have the sex with you.
- You’re better than a ceiling fire.
- Is that the colt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- If I’m a demon, you must be a devil’s trap, because I’m stuck to you.
- You must be Lucifer, because I can’t get you out of my head.
- You must be the impala, because I want to ride you all night long.
- Is Gabriel around? Because baby, you’re a beautiful mirage.
- If you were a doctor, you’d be Dr. Sexy.
- Hold me please; I would love to be touched by an angel.
- Are you a demon? Because I want you inside of me.
- If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.
- I’ll bet you taste better than the pie.
- I learnt a lot of things form the pizza man, can I show you?
- Cupid must’ve marked our hearts with enochian symbols, because baby I feel like we’re meant to be.
- Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.
- Are you the impala? Because I would love to get in your trunk.
- Why NOT go get washed up for the orgy?
- I’m not going to let you die a virgin. Not on my watch.
- My infatuation for you is like Sam Winchester’s hair. Season after season, it keeps growing.
- I couldn’t help but come and talk to you. It must be the Heat of the Moment.
- I wouldn’t mind a year in purgatory with you.
- You must be a Leviathan, because I am just dying to bone you.
And my personal favorite…
- I am an SPN fan. Wanna date?