Supernatural Pickup Lines

Supernatural pick-up lines which are just fucking awesome, no matter how cheesy, or hurtful. *fangirl bawling*

  • I would love to have the sex with you.
  • You’re better than a ceiling fire.
  • Is that the colt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • If I’m a demon, you must be a devil’s trap, because I’m stuck to you.
  • You must be Lucifer, because I can’t get you out of my head.
  • You must be the impala, because I want to ride you all night long.
  • Is Gabriel around? Because baby, you’re a beautiful mirage.
  • If you were a doctor, you’d be Dr. Sexy.
  • Hold me please; I would love to be touched by an angel.
  • Are you a demon? Because I want you inside of me.
  • If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.
  • I’ll bet you taste better than the pie.
  • I learnt a lot of things form the pizza man, can I show you?
  • Cupid must’ve marked our hearts with enochian symbols, because baby I feel like we’re meant to be.
  • Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.
  • Are you the impala? Because I would love to get in your trunk.
  • Why NOT go get washed up for the orgy?
  • I’m not going to let you die a virgin. Not on my watch.
  • My infatuation for you is like Sam Winchester’s hair. Season after season, it keeps growing.
  • I couldn’t help but come and talk to you. It must be the Heat of the Moment.
  • I wouldn’t mind a year in purgatory with you.
  • You must be a Leviathan, because I am just dying to bone you.

 

And my personal favorite…

  • I am an SPN fan. Wanna date?

 

 

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