F.R.I.E.N.D.S. taught me-1

Things I wouldn’t have learnt had I not seen F.R.I.E.N.D.S.:

  • That is NOT how tailors do pants.
  • No matter how delicious, you just don’t eat someone else’s sandwich, dammit!
  • All cats are smelly.
  • Cleaning can be sexier than practicing the art of seduction.
  • An ex’s sister is TOTALLY off-limits.
  • Chandler dance is so much sexier than choreographed dance.
  • You love your buds, yea. But if they have poor taste in jewelry, go under the radar and switch it with better choice.
  • A sister is off-limits, yea, but if you’re a horribly dancing sarcastic grinch, you hit jackpot!
  • The fancy china is THE fancy china. You better not do a thing to it! Not a freaking scratch!
  • Chandler’s a girl, chandler’s a girl!
  • Ping-pong IS really like watching porn.
  • A break is a fucking break, dammit!
  • Tanning is never the solution. Never.
  • First he was afraid. He was petrified.
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