Things I wouldn’t have learnt had I not seen F.R.I.E.N.D.S.:
- That is NOT how tailors do pants.
- No matter how delicious, you just don’t eat someone else’s sandwich, dammit!
- All cats are smelly.
- Cleaning can be sexier than practicing the art of seduction.
- An ex’s sister is TOTALLY off-limits.
- Chandler dance is so much sexier than choreographed dance.
- You love your buds, yea. But if they have poor taste in jewelry, go under the radar and switch it with better choice.
- A sister is off-limits, yea, but if you’re a horribly dancing sarcastic grinch, you hit jackpot!
- The fancy china is THE fancy china. You better not do a thing to it! Not a freaking scratch!
- Chandler’s a girl, chandler’s a girl!
- Ping-pong IS really like watching porn.
- A break is a fucking break, dammit!
- Tanning is never the solution. Never.
- First he was afraid. He was petrified.